I have found a cool new game to occupy my time. It's called Vampires! The Dark Alleyway. It is a grid-based MMORPG where you are a vampire. You advance in the game by finding humans or other vampires, and sucking their blood. It is quite addictive.

As you progress further in the game, you will collect coins, learn to use various facilities, and gain powers. The only real limitation on the game is the number of action points you get, which starts at fourty. Every move you make uses at least one action point, and these recharge at the rate …

Happy new year, everyone! For the new year, I'm planning on building a new computer and getting a high-speed connection to the Internet. How will I do that, you ask? Well, I've got something planned, but I don't want to disclose the details right now. (It is not a new job.) In preparation for the high-speed madness, I have been practicing my Quake 3 skills. Unfortunately, it seems as though everyone has moved on from the "scene". So perhaps I'll have to find some other multiplayer online Linux-compatible killfest to play occasionally...

A report from Spanish class from my time at Hamilton High School. Reproduced here from my original web site. Presented in (bad) Spanish.

Mi reportaje de Don Quixote

Mi reportaje es de Don Quixote de La Mancha. Don Quixote es un hombre viejo que cree él es un caballero con gran valor. Don Quixote es un poco loco, y cree su asociado tiene mucho valor.

Don Quixote es un modelo de la conducta de infanca. Ataca los molínos de viento y ataca los monjes. Su asociado, Sancho, es un campesino, pero a Quixote, él es un gran ayudante de caballero …

Ratings (out of ten): Acting - 1 (was that acting or dress rehearsal?) SFX - 2 (the blood managed to look real a few times) Plot - 0 (No plot, no continuity) Scare Factor - 2 (Proven to scare small fleas) Deaths Per Minute - REALLY BLOODY LOW!

After seeing this movie, I have to say it was probably one of the funniest, most pathetic movies I have ever seen. In fact, I'm not even sure that I actually saw it. It was so bad that I'm almost certain it was just a hallucination. (Too much Mountain Dew can do that to you...) This film …